Top Ten Craziest Gift Ideas for Xmas 2014

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If you’re stuck for ideas this Christmas check out some of these pretty unique gift ideas from the stranger end of the Secret Santa market. You’ll never knew you wanted them but now you’ll wonder how you could have ever done without them.

10 – Tube Tent

If you miss commuting on the Tube this Christmas, why not recreate the joys of inner-city London in your own back yard with this fantastic tent.

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5441/London-Underground-Tube-Tent?aff=512&awc=550_1416819005_4134a4788bf2b544bf41085622887686&utm_source=AffiliateWindow&utm_medium=Affiliates&utm_content=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facemediagroup.co.uk&utm_campaign=TextLink

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5441/London-Underground-Tube-Tent

9 – Cuddly Blob Fish

Ahh isn’t he beautiful? No. Maybe not and it’s not going to get any better. Who wouldn’t want to give their friends and family the animal voted the most ugly in the world.

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/6622/Stuffed-Blobfish?via=hp&s=1x1&t=random

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/6622/Stuffed-Blobfish

8 – Curry & Chips Chocolate

What’s the perfect gift for a someone you see after Christmas. A dodgy stomach.

http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/mightyfine/product/curry-and-chips-milk-chocolate-bar

Source: http://www.notonthehighstreet.com/mightyfine/product/curry-and-chips-milk-chocolate-bar

7 – Flatulence underwear

For anyone enjoying their curry-flavoured chocolate. Sweet-smelling underwear to avoid any embarrassing moments when you’ve nodded off in your chair and the family are all watching the Queen’s speech.

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/6437/Flatulence-Underwear

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/6437/Flatulence-Underwear

6 – The Unknown

What do you buy someone who literally has everything? How about a big box of ‘I don’t know’.

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5582/Mystery-Boxes

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5582/Mystery-Boxes

5 – Instant Regret

We all regret drinking and eating too much at Christmas and now you can really regret it with a drink so potent it’s like drinking molten lava and is sure to be a winner this year on social media and with curry lovers, students and true idiots everywhere.

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5567/Instant-Regret-Naga-Chilli-Vodka

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/5567/Instant-Regret-Naga-Chilli-Vodka

4 – Samurai Umbrella

Who doesn’t want to get stopped by the police on suspicion for carrying a deadly weapon?

http://www.prezzybox.com/samurai-sword-umbrella.aspx

Source: http://www.prezzybox.com/samurai-sword-umbrella.aspx

3 – Emergency Pants

The gift you never want to need and need to never be without ever again. Pants on a key ring. Just what every girl wants.

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/uk/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=5552426720001&parentid=FUN-GAMES-EU#/

Source: http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/uk/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=5552426720001&parentid=FUN-GAMES-EU#/

2 – Travel Toilet

As disgusting as it sounds, the Travel John resealable urinal is really here this Christmas. For festivals and drunks everywhere, they’ll never be caught short again.

Source: http://www.prezzybox.com/traveljohn-resealable-disposable-urinal-pack-of-3.aspx

Source: http://www.prezzybox.com/traveljohn-resealable-disposable-urinal-pack-of-3.aspx

1 – The Ostrich Pillow

Oh how I want one already. The Original Ostrich Pillow is the greatest invention ever and is sure fire hit for anyone trapped in an airport on Boxing Day facing a ten-hour delay. Who looks stupid now?

http://www.firebox.com/product/6326/The-Original-Ostrich-Pillow

Source: http://www.firebox.com/product/6326/The-Original-Ostrich-Pillow

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